Debate: Does A Straw Have One Or Two Holes?

Debate: Does A Straw Have One Or Two Holes?
The internet has drawn down some very famous debates as of late. Blue or gold dresses, how would a horse wear jeans, what did Grover from Sesame Street, just say to name a few?
Here’s one that divided Reddit into three camps over the burning question: “Does a straw have one or two holes, and why?”
Team one side offers up such evidence for their position as, “One cause there’s nothing in between,” while the two-siders claim there’s a top and bottom hole.
Meanwhile, there’s an entire other argument for neither, with those acolytes likening a straw to plumbing, saying, “An ideal straw has no holes. It is a pipe. If it had a hole, it would leak.”
Where do you fall in this all-important debate?