It’s National “Dump Day”! So Jubal is going to call a poor sucker from the “Break a Date” HOTLINE and tell him that his girlfriend is giving his chubby ass the boot! It’s not AWKWARD… It’s “Break a Date”!! Listen to the PHONE TAP.
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