We call a sous chef and offer him a big time TV gig as long as he can put up with the ego of the most pretentious head chef of all time!

Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been trouble with her internet, and while we could probably fix it in 10 seconds… We’re going to transfer her to our automated system…That may or may not be working correctly at the moment….

Clover is back and taking his military training to a new location…The grocery store… No shoplifting happens under his watch!

Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’re pranking him into thinking he may have seen something other than what he first thought…

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she sent her daughter off to college with a credit card with a $500 limit, but we’re calling her from the bank to tell her the insane charges that have been racked up!

Brooke’s calling a trophy store to place an order for a little league team… But her kids names are pretty unique.. And guaranteed to stress the employee out!

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose poses as a supervisor at a car dealership… And he’s calling a guy to inform him there’s been a recall on his car’s glove box… And if it doesn’t get fixed soon… Bad stuff is going to happen…

We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority!

Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing makes him emotional.